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Saturday, January 17th, 2009
6:23 pm - ..
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Dude, what the hell? Why is everyone taking time off all of the sudden? Even some of the damn lunch ladies put in statements of emergency leave with Legal this morning.

I don't function well during the day without my apple strudels, guys. You know, the ones with the real cinnamon on top and the icing that kind of looks like Hellboy if you squint kind of hard?

I demand an explanation.

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current mood: hungry

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Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
6:07 am - .
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Damn, can't sleep, so I'm going to figure out this journal thing finally. It's kind of like LJ, so it's not too bad. I'm going to "number" all of my entries with increasing dots (., .., ..., etc.) because dots are the cool new tattoos of 2009. I mean, just look at this: http://ginavivinetto.wordpress.com/2009/01/03/coolest-tattoo-ever/ I want to get one of those, but I don't know what the shape should be. Suggestions? It can't be something pussy. It has to hurt or it's not worth it.

Right, I guess if you don't know me, I'm Dr. Rufio Banning and I spent a while consulting with Legal about all of you fuckups. I'm actually here full-time now and I brought my files with me because seriously you're all fuckups. Some of you and I know each other pretty well already. If I don't know you--ie, you don't break laws--introduce yourselves! A little about me: When you break laws and end up getting arrested, I'm the guy who has to go to wherever you are to post your bail or talk you out of jail. And if they want to arrest you and try you, I'm the one that defends you and keeps you from getting kidnapped and/or extradited.

Ask me questions if you want, I don't care.

Some of the things I've already read inside your journals are pretty depressing going into 2009. I'm totally looking forward to it.

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Friday, January 11th, 2008
6:47 pm - OOC: Character information.
Character information. )

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6:45 pm - OOC: Critique post and contact.
How's my driving? What did you like? What did you hate? What do you want to see more of? What would you like to see Rufio do next? What do you think was stupid and I should smack myself for it? Let me know!

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